What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor