One minds the train the other trains the mind.
Eggs get laid at least once.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
In the mush room !
A soul train