What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them