What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.