Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training