Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.