How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska