How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.