Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving