Because women can't drive.
Com.crete.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
He plays batminton.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
The guy gets fierious.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
They know how to work under the hood!
One is a hunt on a course.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.