Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.