Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"