Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.