What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!