What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.