What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

President Jokes More President Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.