How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Quickie Jokes More Quickie Jokes

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself