Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it