Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

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What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it