What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.