Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Prancer Jokes More Prancer Jokes

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.