Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer