Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.