Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.