Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.