Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE