Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback