Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere