Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback