Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.