Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.