How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.