How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.