What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.