What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.