What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !