What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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What meds are you on?

I want some.

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.