What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil