Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Wake me up before you go-go

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.