How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!