When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.