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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
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He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Invest a billion.
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate 9.
They multiply!
Because they can get their whole grains.
He had no leg to stand on.
It cost an arm and a leg
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
Cancer
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
They both wont be investigated very closely.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
