Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Because he's married.
They Cantaeloped!
Spiiting and swallowing.
He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
Patty O'Furniture.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A Brexit
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Haploid
Me! That hurts!"
