Impregnate Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat??

Its because they're both pussies!!

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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