What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out