What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.