Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?