Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.