What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.