What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.