What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.