They both love stoning women.
They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
He gives it a valenshine!
A symphony
420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
Piece of cake.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.