What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra