What kind of music do phones love to hear?

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.