What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !