What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee