How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.