How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.