How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.