Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?