Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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About two hours.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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A Hot Cross Bunny

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They can wear casual clothes to work

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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HeHe

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one