Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals