Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.