Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'