What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Don't you want some bunny to love"

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OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Broccoli

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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