Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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because she lost the recipe.

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Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli