Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli