Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.