What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.