What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food