When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Tijuana build a snowman
Because they steal all the green cards
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Patient: She's out of town.
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
Yoda
Triple Aaayyy