How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.