What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.