Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.