What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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It gets Camel-Towed.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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This place feels earie.

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You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Because his house was underwater.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.