What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.