What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.