Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.