Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.