Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken