Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.